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    Tuesday, August 1st, 2006
    4:44 pm
    >>
    >>A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed....
    >>
    >>They couldn't do it while he waited....so, he said
    >>he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the
    >>way home, he stopped at the hardware store and
    >>bought a bucket and an anvil.Then he stopped by the
    >>feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple
    >>of chickens and a goose.
    >>
    >>Struggling outside the store, he now had a
    >>problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
    >>
    >>While he stood there, scratching his head, he was
    >>approached by a little old lady....who told him she
    >>was lost..... She asked; "Can you tell me how to
    >>get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
    >>
    >>The biker replied; "Well, as a matter of fact, I
    >>live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you
    >>home..... but, I can't carry all of this."
    >>The old lady suggested; "Why don't you put the anvil
    >>in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a
    >>chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your
    >>other hand?"
    >>
    >>"Why thank you very much," he said.....and proceeded
    >>to walk the old girl home. On the way, he said;
    >>"Let's take my short cut and go down this
    >>alley....We'll be there in no time."
    >>
    >>The little old lady looked him over and replied; "I
    >>am a lonely widow, without a husband to defend me.
    >>How do I know, if we get in the alley, that you
    >>won't hold me up against the wall and ravish me?"
    >>
    >>The biker answered; "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying
    >>a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a
    >>goose.....How in the world could I possibly hold you
    >>up against the wall and do that?"
    >>
    >>The lady replied; "Set the goose down, cover him
    >>with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket
    >>and I'll hold the chickens."
    >>
    >

    Current Mood: giddy
    Current Music: Cheryl Crow
    Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
    9:45 am
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    If you don't respond to this
    How will I ever meet you?

    Current Mood: silly
    Current Music: Light Rock
    Monday, June 12th, 2006
    5:06 pm
    Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked A young chick with a low-cut blouse that revealed a beautiful rose tattooed on one boob.

    One woman leaned over to the other and said, "Poor thing. She doesn't know it, but in 45 years she'll have a long-stemmed rose in a hanging basket."

    Current Mood: flirty
    Current Music: TV - Weather Channel
    Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
    3:25 pm
    Your results:
    You are Green Lantern
    Green Lantern
    80%
    Robin
    65%
    Catwoman
    65%
    Spider-Man
    55%
    Batman
    50%
    Iron Man
    45%
    Supergirl
    40%
    Wonder Woman
    40%
    The Flash
    40%
    Superman
    35%
    Hulk
    35%
    Hot-headed. You have strong
    will power and a good imagination.


    Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz



    Current Mood: moody
    3:12 pm
    1. You can only say YES or NO
    2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and specifically asks.

    Taken a picture naked? Yes
    Made out with a member of the same sex? NO
    Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
    Told a lie? Yes
    Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
    Been in a fist fight? No
    Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
    Been arrested? No
    Left your house without telling your parents? No
    Ditched school to do something more fun? No
    Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
    Seen someone die? No
    Kissed a picture? Yes
    Slept in until 3? Yes
    Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
    Played dress up? Yes
    Fallen asleep at work/school? No
    Felt an earthquake? No
    Touched a snake? Yes
    Ran a red light? Yes
    Had detention? No
    Been in a car accident? Yes
    Pole danced? No
    Been lost? No
    Sang karaoke? Yes
    Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
    Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
    Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
    Kissed in the rain? Yes
    Sang in the shower? Yes
    Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No
    Ever gone to school partially naked? No
    Sat on a roof top? Yes
    Played chicken? No
    Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
    Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? No
    Broken a bone? Yes
    Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
    Forgotten someone's name? Yes
    Slept naked? Yes
    Blacked out from drinking? No
    Played a prank on someone? Yes
    Felt like killing someone? Yes
    Made a parent cry? Yes
    Cried over someone? Yes
    Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
    Had/Have a dog? Yes
    Been in a band? No
    Drank 25 sodas in a day? No
    Shot a gun? Yes

    Current Mood: annoyed
    Current Music: Radio
    Monday, June 5th, 2006
    3:38 pm
    TAXI!
    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
    tapped him on the shoulder.
    The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
    up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass
    window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
    still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out
    of me.
    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver, and said he didn't
    realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
    first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.

    Current Mood: hungry
    Current Music: George Strait
    Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
    1:59 pm
    Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to all your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree.



    Dec 23 - Jan 01 - Apple Tree
    Jan 01 - Jan 11 - Fir Tree
    Jan 12 - Jan 24 - Elm Tree
    Jan 25 - Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
    Feb 04 - Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
    Feb 09 - Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
    Feb 19 - Feb 28 - Pine Tree
    Mar 01 - Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
    Mar 11 - Mar 20 - Lime Tree
    Mar 21 (only) -Oak Tree
    Mar 22 - Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
    Apr 01 - Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
    Apr 11 - Apr 20 - Maple Tree
    Apr 21 - Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
    May 01 - May 14 - Poplar Tree
    May 15 - May 24 - Chestnut Tree
    May 25 - Jun 03 - Ash Tree
    Jun 04 - Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
    Jun 14 - Jun 23 - Fig Tree
    Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
    Jun 25 - Jul 04 - Apple Tree
    Jul 05 - Jul 14 - Fir Tree
    Jul 15 - Jul 25 - Elm Tree
    Jul 26 - Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
    Aug 05 - Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
    Aug 14 - Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
    Aug 24 - Sep 02 - Pine Tree
    Sep 03 - Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
    Sep 13 - Sep 22 - Lime Tree
    Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
    Sep 24 - Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
    Oct 04 - Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
    Oct 14 - Oct 23 - Maple Tree
    Oct 24 - Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
    Nov 12 - Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
    Nov 22 - Dec 01 - Ash Tree
    Dec 02 - Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
    Dec 12 - Dec 21 - Fig Tree
    Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree





    YOUR TREE (in alphabetical order)




    Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.




    Ash Tree (Ambition ) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.




    Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).




    Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates calm and content atmosphere.




    Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.




    Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.




    Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.




    Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive own mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical .




    Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.




    Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.




    Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.




    Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste ) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life,




    looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.




    Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.




    Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious; proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.




    Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.




    Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.




    Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.




    Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.




    Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, extremely generous, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.




    Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.




    Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

    Current Mood: stressed
    Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
    8:45 am
    I am sorry about the link on my prior posting. It does not seem to work from here. It is really cool if you can get it to work though.

    Current Mood: working
    Current Music: Train
    Monday, May 15th, 2006
    4:43 pm
    The falling woman. This is a trip.

    Note: When she gets stuck, left click and drag
    her free...I could watch this all day, ............
    well not all day, but for some time anyway!

    Someone did an amazing job with this.
    I know two things about him:
    1. This is a person with too
    much time on his hands.
    2. This geek knows how to
    model physics.

    >> http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

    Current Mood: moody
    Thursday, May 11th, 2006
    9:15 am
    Feeling lost
    Today feels like I can not get it together. I just want to sleep forever. Sometimes I wonder why I bother with life. Guess it is just a "Have to". I need a good pick me up. Hopefully my mood will get better and I can post something happy.

    Current Mood: tired
    Current Music: Radio Station
    Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
    4:48 pm
    New play toy
    Well this is a new concept to me so I am all excited. Can't wait to have something interesting to put on here.

    Current Mood: lazy
    Current Music: Nickleback
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